Richards Notes

• A SQL statement walks in to a bar, goes over to two tables and asks “Can I join you?”
• Why are assembly programmers always wet? Because they are always below C-level.
• A geek walks into a bar and asks for a public void toString()…..the barman says “sorry, we don’t do functions”
• Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

These also made me LOL http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/

If you have any Geek jokes you’d like to share, please pass them on and I’ll post them. Thanks.