Geek Jokes

  • A SQL statement walks in to a bar, goes over to two tables and asks “Can I join you?”
  • Why are assembly programmers always wet? Because they are always below C-level.
  • A geek walks into a bar and asks for a public void toString()…..the barman says “sorry, we don’t do functions”
  • Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
  • A tester walks in to a bar and orders 1 pint, 0.5 pint, 3 pints, a sausage

These also made me LOL

If you have any Geek jokes you’d like to share, please pass them on and I’ll post them. Thanks.

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